The Girl and Her Books: If authors were lovers in the same style as their writing:
- Wilde would whisper flowery sweet nothings in your ear during foreplay but then have his very dirty way with you
- Fitzgerald would spend like an hour bragging about how good he was and then come much too soon
- Shakespeare would make up positions on the spot but they’d be awesome
- Doyle would…
(Source: thegestianpoet, via totallybat-tastic)