shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
And the Ennui award goes to...
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
Who else but the librarian is going to teach attribution and Creative Commons?...– Gwyneth Jones, Who Needs A Librarian When You Have Google? (via librarylinknj) These are some of the reasons I think the internet is making librarians more necessary, not less. (via thelibrarybug) I teach a whole module on veracity of information, the CRAAP test, and why the “hidden” web is much...
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...– People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’ (via aeferg)
I’ve always suspected that early rising in early life makes one nervous.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via lostsplendor)
Alexander Hamilton's Important Papers Summarized
The Continentalist: This new government sucks.
The Federalist: Buy this Constitution now.
Report on Public Credit: We're broke.
Pacificus: You need an army and fleet to fight a war, guys.
Phocion: Why I hate Jefferson.
Report on Manufactures: You want economic independence from Britain? Make your own shit.
Camillus: I'm not kidding, we're not ready for war yet. Shut up about the Jay Treaty already.
Philo Camillus: Goddamn I'm awesome.
Reynolds Pamphlet: I'm not supplying this guy insider information, I'm just banging his wife. I have principles.
Adams Pamphlet: The president was mean.
The Examination: Why I /really/ hate Jefferson.
davejadetier: BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES See, to me that just sounds like the average friday night.
edgebug: what if you tried to play a saxophone but there was a mouse in it It depends how musically inclined the mouse is. If it’s got good rhythm, and its squeaks are in tune with your sax, you could get a nice duet going.
I'm employed for the summer!
Why can't everything taste as delicious as it does...
Does anyone have a link to watch the new Parks and...
All of my usual sources are coming up dry.
jenesaypah asked: hahahaha i never thought about that. so true it is really inefficient