Animal Cross-Dress and Fuck Your Gender Roles: New Leaf.
Holy crap.
Good on you, Nintendo.
Mangleopolis
Liberalism, Hipsterism, and Everything In-Between.
This is now my favorite post. Ever.
never forget to wash the butt.
TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
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The Guardian: Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
Rob Delaney: Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he’s the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn’t because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
The Guardian: So what do women in their 20s do?
Rob Delaney: Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don’t ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.
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Pew: How Partisans View Monitoring of Email
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Hurt myself laughing
oh my god
My therapist showed me this video
holy shit.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
The funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life.
like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell
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On a scale of one to Kingdom Hearts, how unnecessarily complicated do you make things?
Homestuck.
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you know what’s coming
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26 Plays
Ленинград
Рыба (Accoustic)
Рыба - Ленинград
sometimes i forget that things like this on this website are actually real things somewhere out there
It’s not a good look.
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379 Plays
The Front Bottoms
Funny You Should Ask
She said “Honey, you gotta learn
that love is simple just like mud.
If you play the dirt then I’ll play the water
all we gotta do is touch.”
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Coming Soon of the Day: Steven Spielberg’s Live Action Halo TV Series
This morning, Microsoft revealed the Xbox One, their latest entertainment system that incorporates access to movies, live TV and Internet Explorer, which is expected to launch by the end of this year. The company also revealed another equally exciting project that is in the works: a live-action television series based on the Halo franchise, which will be produced by (the one and only) Steven Spielberg and shown exclusively on Xbox Live.
