Mangleopolis

Liberalism, Hipsterism, and Everything In-Between.

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Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door.
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This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
Douglas Adams. (via nedhepburn)

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Agents of Ice - Gaile, Gary L.; Hanink, Dean M.

Initial critics of our research have argued that the correlation [between teenagers per capita and low average temperatures] is simply due to the fact that the elderly tend to move to summer climes upon retirement, thus accounting for the skewed age distribution. Such criticism is an attempt to cover up perhaps the most nefarious conspiracy in climatic history. Age is not just related to climate, teenagers actually control climate and have through time immemorial caused winter.

Filed under Teenagers Climate Change The truth is out there

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sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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